1. callieohpeee:

    when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

  2. cerulean-warbler:

johnskylar:

lisa-maxwell:

kyrafic:

"Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

Word.

Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.
After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

    cerulean-warbler:

    johnskylar:

    lisa-maxwell:

    kyrafic:

    "Never did like that much," is a baller and superb way to express your irritation with the way the patriarchy refuses to acknowledge how badass you are.

    Word.

    Before World War I, she shot a cigarette out of the mouth of the Kaiser of Germany at his request.

    After the war started she sent him a letter asking for another chance, as she was afraid her aim might’ve been a little off.

    Annie Fucking Oakley everyone

  3. sexygeriatrics:

    hipsterinatardis:

    snowmercury:

    hauntedpamplemousse:

    orcasoup:

    those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

    lesbionage

    bi spy 

    it’s an ace case

    Secret gaygent.

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Love your true self - even if it means getting called a big faggot.

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